Few cliches in Bollywood!

As a huge 'Bollywood ki kira' or the Bolly fanatic, I've watched quite a few stupidest of the stupid movies. Though I enjoy watching them and make fun of those, I can't deny the fact that there are some really good movies as well. However, with every Friday release, there are few redundant scenes I'm really sick and tired of watching in most of the movies. I hope the script-writers cut-off these dramas from the stories!

1. Heroines eat chocolates when they are sad:
              I believe I'm a heroine of my own movie but I've NEVER, EVER eaten chocolates or ice-creams when I am sad. One reason could be because I don't have a sweet tooth: The other could be because it's just a movie cliche ;) 

2. Heroines scared of spiders, lizards and other reptiles:

              Is it an innate trait of females to get scared of spiders, lizards and cockroaches? Because, I've seen most of the female protagonists running around when they see these reptiles! Well, in few instances like 'QUEEN' , the guys have run as well but most of the time, I don't know why, the girls get scared. This makes me ponder: "Am I not a girl?" ;) 

3. The magic of lightning and thunders:

             Whenever a girl needs to be closer to a guy, this scene fits well in most of the movies! Can't there be anything else to pull an actress closer to the hero than the flashes of lightning and thunderstorms? Don't you think it's an old funda and needs to be looked upon? 

4. Heroines falling off the book rack and landing in hero's arms:

                  Though I've been to libraries several times in my life; I've never fallen off and landed on my hero's arm. Maybe that's why they are on the screen and I'm the one criticizing them. Has anyone among you experienced this in your real life? If yes, then CONGRATULATIONS!! and marry the guy ;) because that's what happens in movies!

5. Heroines falling down when the goons are chasing them:

                    Imagine you're running for your life from those evil characters and your pride and prestige is at stake and what happens is BOOM! You fall down. The heroes or the MACHOS never fall but why is that a heroine always slips? Maybe she's running with her high heels! Never experienced it but seen a lot in Bollywood. 

6. Happy Endings:

                   I personally hate love stories with tragic endings but in real life, not every story ends up with a smile! All these stupid happy ending movies build up a fantasy in our mind that everyone gets their loved ones at the end--- which is absolute nonsense! 

Are there anything that I've missed??? Well, there must be plenty!